Everybody in the bar was chilling after a confinement period, lots of talks about global warming and general inflation.
Then out of nowhere Russia nudged one of his Slavic brother and told him he will bang the nice Ukraine as she is one of his ex girlfriend.
Meanwhile Ukraine is calmly talking with her European friends, planning to be invited to a party.
Russia with a smile says ‘Watch this, it will be quick, she will be mine tonight!’ ; then approach Ukraine with a determined look on his face.
Ukraine sees Russia approach and defends herself, the European friends she was talking to are appaled by Russia aggression and walk back a little ; then Ukraine got punched severely, but defends herself over and over bravely ; Russia starts to lose his cool, and ask for reinforcement, feels like he is not able to control the fight.
While Ukraine is recovering against the pub's wall Great Britain, Germany, France are providing some Brass knuckles, some pepper spray, stun guns and baton, tasers ; Russia starts to lose face, and get a bloody nose.
Europe shouts to Russia that they are not going to buy anything from him, won't accept his currency, and won’t talk to him either. Following that statement, a few rich gang leaders are suddenly committing suicide, and Russia is picking in there pockets filled with gold.
Russia then starts to really fight dirty, but Ukraine still stands her ground, and the fight is getting nowhere, and then Russia has to ask for reinforcement, arguing that it was Ukraine that started the fight, that she was an extremist, and all sorts of blatant lies, while stealing all the drinks on the table, and putting all he can in his bag.
The whole bar now is getting embarrassed as there’s blood everywhere, and everybody knows that the pub has a thermostat issue and the air-conditioning is in need for urgent repair.
Russia looks at himself, and realize he is just a loser, with old clothes, he is weak, and a coward getting old. A bully with no class, and self control.
Russia is getting desperate and is threatening everyone ; saying that he has a concealed gun in his coat and he will use, if he had to ; a little while ago he farted loudly and said that it was Ukraine that did it.
Hearing about a possible concealed weapon, the USA watching the scene and is then calmly saying that if a gun is brought to that fight, he will intervene.
China is looking at the scene, and is not moving ; while Iran is sending some gadgets to Russia.
to be continued
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